Fat Princess

Fat Princess is a colourful tactical capture-the-flag game where you rescue your princess while feeding the enemy’s princess cake to make her harder to carry back. It sounds ridiculous and it is, in the best way.

Fat Princess

I own it on both PS3 and PSP. The PS3 version looks better on a larger screen, but the PSP version — Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake — actually has more story content, which the PS3 release is missing. For local multiplayer the PSP is great; for online the PS3 is where it shines.

Online is genuinely where the game comes alive. Playing against real people raises the difficulty and unpredictability in a way the single-player campaign can’t match. Coordinating with teammates to hold the enemy off while your own party carries the princess back is a lot of fun when everyone’s playing properly.

Two bugs worth mentioning: a storytelling glitch on first playthrough that fixed itself after a restart, and a movement freeze in my first online session that was resolved by rejoining. Neither was a big deal, just worth knowing.

A solid addition to any PS3 library if you want something colourful and chaotic to play with friends.